Two big problems, or something to think About before the holidays?

Do you know how many years MPs fought over this law? Six! First decided to make fishing pay, for the purpose of protecting fish from humans, then decided to think — and please, fish health! But the speed thinking amazing! It is a pity that the fishermen, all these six years peacefully adamie fish in ponds and rivers, don’t know anything about the Titanic work for the benefit of MPs.

“He came to the shore, the worm put in water and threw rest, and we have a whole Committee working on it!” — said one of the deputies. And the Committee did not sleep at night, the law worked through and reading arranged! Well at least, they didn’t know that fishing is different — winter, summer… But now, fortunately, the decision is made, you can go to buy bait.

So there are two problems:

  • The first is the lack of players for the national team.
  • The second, unnamed airports.

Remember how in the summer the whole country was jubilant, and Ignashevich and Cherchesov wore on his hands? “Whiskers of hope,” jubina military salute, Nicholas, “Forward, Russia!”… How many kids decided to become Akinfeev and in the football section joined! It would seem that all, football is on the rise and will continue to be better, but…

I read part of an updated national team of Russia. Neustädter, Guilherme, Fernandez, Rausch, Ari… I can hear the child says: “I Want to be Neustedter!” Now, if there in this list were the names of Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar and Modric, it would have understood and maybe accepted, and so, it turns out, “give us, o God, that the rest is worthless”?

There is the example of the French national team, for which the French have not really hurt! But it contains not only world Champions, but also people that even the French know! And some of them were born in France, and different from the French only the blue-black skin!

And our Fernandez? It’s about his coach said that he was “like the dog understands everything, but can not say”. Seven years of people living and working in Russia! And by the way, does not work for the food like a dog, and for great money! Although maybe just our language difficult for him. And the children began to leave hockey and chess…

I’ve recently met with someone who took a first in the history of Russia the janitor, a foreigner. The former head of the housing Department, he gloomily drank vodka, she cried and apologized to the country, but honestly, that grow its good janitor is much more complicated and expensive than to get ready to naturalize. Besides naturalize janitor simpler than football player.

Then he drank some more, wiped her tears and said, “of Course, it was a mistake and my cross for life… Russian people I hardly forgive, and if it were possible to go back to those times, I would never have done… I would have took our and taught them to throw the snow and sweep the yards, and not be drove ready janitors from Central Asia… the Main thing that people are not turned away from the team as they turned away from my housing Department…”.

So the problem is urgent, and it would be good to solve it without the aid of the leisurely deputies of the State Duma. Let her do football coaches…

And — abandoned airports. I immediately offer. When all the airports will receive a second name, then railway stations, bus stations and improve the country will be nothing, see cities.

For example: the name Dolgoruky Moscow, Saint Petersburg, Russia name, of course, Peter… Or the name of Buzova?

What is the scope for creativity! How much interesting and necessary work! Balashikha name Baskov, Naro-Fominsk name Galkina, Sochi name Stas Mikhailov…

After myself please rename Zelenograd. For what reason? For the same reason that the Murmansk airport was given the name of Nicholas II. Nicholas II never was in Murmansk, I was never in Zelenograd. For Nicholas II rejoice Poklonskaya, for me — a fan. I don’t know her, but she is.

And if you go abroad… Baku behalf of Guzman, Bethlehem name of Christ, Odessa name of jap… the Minister of culture and one of Church order, which launched this action, there is room to grow.

And, by the way, if this involved the Church, why didn’t they start with themselves? Kazan Cathedral it is possible to name a name of Gogol (there is a major Kovalev met his Nose), St. Isaac’s — the name of Montferrand, the architect of this Cathedral, the Cathedral of Christ the Savior — the name of Mijas, the leader of the Solntsevo gangsters who gave money for the construction of…

And how this idea even came to mind? The first argument, which I read — all for the convenience of foreign tourists. That is, a tourist sat down in the plane at Suvarnabhumi airport and landed — language broken — in VNU-Ko-in. Another thing — the Vnukovo airport, the name of the composer Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. Not to mention the fact, whether had something to do with Tchaikovsky to Vnukovo to aviation. Even “Flight of the bumblebee” he not wrote…

If I had my way, I would Sheremetyevo airport would call the name of Domodedovo, Domodedovo — Sheremetyevo. So the foreigners immediately understood what magical land they got. Then take them first to Novgorod named after Alexander Nevsky, and then to Novgorod named after Maxim Gorky. So upon returning home, they told their children: “This country to conquer the impossible. To get lost there and win her not.”

According to legend, when he died of old count Sheremetyev, he bequeathed to call in his honor the airport. Family fright asked him: “What for the airport? Which airport?” On that count mysteriously answered: “Both. And all future terminals…”.

So, maybe leave the last will and Testament count in effect? Or not? To decide how and with the players, an urgent need because… a frame from the film “Irony of fate or With light steam!”

…because Anna had spilled the oil… In the sense that a surgeon of the polyclinic Zhenya Lukashin has already collected his briefcase, already stuffed a broom in order to fly soon instead of Shakespeare in Leningrad, to talk to ash and find your happiness…

And ten days we will not be up to the players and not to the airports…

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